The Licking Edge by Christy Gissendaner

In an effort to make up for skipping my last post, I decided to do something so spectacular that it would leave ya’ll in awe of my awesomeness. Yeah…I drew a blank.

Came up with nothing. Zilch. Zip. Nada.

But you know me, when all else fails, just write something silly and call it a day. So that’s what I’m doing.  As I surfed the internet for “random blog idea generator” (YES, they have them) I came across a site for “random title generator”.

Where was this when I was stuck on a name for In Too Deep? Thank heavens my pal Lynn Lorenz was around to help a gal out when it came time to create a new one for Did It All For The Wolfie. Yep, that was truly my working title. I still think it’s a cool title, but the powers that be outvoted me.

So back to this randomness of titles thingamabob. It sucked me in and I spent…oh…two hours or so getting a kick out of the names. Here’s a few of my favorites.

  1. The Licking Edge – So beyond fantastic that it became the title of this post! Even though it does make one think of envelopes and paper cuts on a tongue. (Been there, done that.)
  2. Bold Sword – Hmm…my mind is in the gutter. Let’s just leave that one alone.
  3. Snow in the Wife – Say what? I like kink, but come on now!
  4. The Time of Something – Well played, abstract novelist. Well played.
  5. The Cold Sex – See #3
  6. Future in the Children – *cue Whitney Houston* “I believe the children are our future.”
  7. Slithering Lover – I think I’ll pass…
  8. Teacher of Touch – Bad title, but it did give me a germ of a story idea.

Want to check out some titles on your own? Visit Meanwhile, I think I’d better stick to coming up with them the non-random way.


2 thoughts on “The Licking Edge by Christy Gissendaner

  1. Those are hilarious and create some disturbing images. But I love name generators of any kind and am so saving that link if for nothing else, to get a good laugh and as a time suck. 🙂 Thanks for posting it.


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