Silly Author Interview with Tami Lund

As I searched my laptop looking for blog post inspiration at midnight the night before I was scheduled to post something here on Love, Lust, and Laptops, I stumbled across an author interview. I don’t even remember where it’s from or for whom I wrote it, but I thought it was quirky enough to repost here, for your reading pleasure. Hopefully it makes you chuckle…

  1. Can you tell us a little about yourself?

My name is Tami Lund, and once upon a time, I wanted to be a writer. Then life and insecurities got in the way. Then that same life threw me a curve ball in the form of the recession, which introduced me to the world of unemployment for fifteen long months.  Job searching become tedious and incredibly boring, since, you know, there weren’t any jobs, while the desire to write became all-consuming.

I finally gave in, wrote a few dozen manuscripts, decided a couple were reasonably good enough to be published, and I haven’t looked back since. Oh yeah, and I have a husband, a kid, and a dog who is convinced the world revolves around me (it isn’t nearly as flattering as it sounds). When I peel myself away from writing that next book (or procrastinating via surfing Facebook), I’m usually cleaning up after everyone else in my family, occasionally gardening, rarely cooking (although you’d question that statement if you follow me on Instagram), often walking my dog, and sometimes paying attention to the kid and husband.

  1. What genre do you write and why?

I write both contemporary and paranormal romance. Mostly it’s because that’s what I love to read.

  1. What books have you published?

I’ve published quite the selection of books, so it might be easiest to give you the Amazon link to my author page. Hang out, peruse, enjoy, have a read or ten:

https://www.amazon.com/Tami-Lund/e/B00AXJH5MY/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1422919572&sr=8-1

6. What are you working on next?

There’s always something! First, there’s a Christmas anthology releasing on Christmas Eve – I have a brand new short story in there. Then there’s a vampire boxed set coming in February. If you’re a fan of my book, Resist, be on the lookout for Anya’s sister’s story in this one. Oh, and Misti Murphy and I are hard at work on the next Sexy Bad book – this one’s called Sexy Bad Boss and it’s James’s story. There’s also another paranormal that at the moment involves shifters and faeries and demons. And lastly, I’m working on my first dragon shifter book! Wow, that was a lot, wasn’t it?

7. Do you use experiences from your own life in your writing or does it all come from your imagination?

I use real life experiences all the time. Usually, my best story ideas – even the paranormal ones – come from real life. Lucky for me, my friends all laugh whenever I say, “This is going into one of my books!”

8. What is your favorite curse word?

I’m not gonna lie. I love the f-bomb. There is no mistaking your passion when you insert the word fuck into a sentence.

9. Are you a cat or dog person?

I love both and I wish I had one of each. But we just have a dog. Not ‘just’ because I adore her and she’s my baby girl, but I’d still love to have a cat too. Unfortunately, the hubs isn’t nearly as fond of cats as I am. By not nearly I mean he’s literally on the other end of the spectrum. So yeah, no cats.

10. If you had your choice of writing retreat would you choose:

a.) Villa in Italy

b.) Cabin in the woods

c.) English estate in Derbyshire (think Pemberly)

d.) Beach house in the Virgin Islands

Beach house. Doesn’t even have to be in the Virgin Islands. Sandy beach and blue water and I’m there. Forever. I’ll send postcards. And new books.

Bonus Question: Tell us a funny story about you that we can’t find on your bio.

In the early years, when I was still treading the murky waters of publishing, I was embarrassed over the sex scenes I’d written in my books (crazy, I know). I had recently self-published the first in a now unpublished series called The Resort, and had finally started admitting to my inner circle of friends that I had books available to read, if they were so inclined. At a party comprised of mostly friends I had met through my kid’s school, one of the dads came up to me, ipad in hand, and told me he downloaded my book and it was surprisingly good. A small crowd gathered, and he read a passage that wasn’t exactly PG … Resulting in at least thirty minutes of teasing due to the redness of my face.

Yeah, that happened.

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Tami Lund writes romance, drinks wine, wins awards, and occasionally does author interviews on her own blog. If you want more, check out her website: http://tamilund.com

Wait, This is an Interview?

Q: What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told?

TL: This year, it’s that I’m 25. Next year, it’ll be that I’m 25, except it’ll be an even bigger lie.

 

Q: Do you have any gray hairs?

TL: What the hell kind of question is that? And frankly, I don’t even know. You’d have to ask my hairdresser, and if she tells you, I’ll write you into a book and kill you. Just sayin’.

 

Q: Do the sex scenes in your books represent real life?

TL: If the sex scenes in any book represented real life, would you be reading, or would you be in the bedroom/kitchen/shower/on a motorcycle/in the woods/on the beach/in an airplane right now?

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Q: Which of your heroes in your favorite?

TL: How fair is that question? I’d never insult my guys by choosing one over the other. It’s just plain mean. And just because Brandon Sarantos (from my book, Candy Crush) is my perfect book boyfriend means nothing, I swear, Quinn/Tanner/Finn/James/Jesse/Anton/Matt/Josh/Gavin/Matteo/all future heroes yet to be written…

 

Q: Which trait do you like least in a heroine?

TL: Hm. I could get myself in trouble with this one, so I think I’ll pass.

 

Q: Seriously?

TL: Yep.

 

Q: Do you like reading billionaire romance?

TL: I like reading romance in which the money isn’t remotely a contributing factor to the love between the hero and heroine. Okay, maybe I should have answered that heroine one and skipped this one. Damn it.

 

Q: How about “I’m going to marry her and force her to have my baby” romance?

TL: That’s romance?

 

Q: Okay, fine. What’s your favorite romance trope?

TL: Give me a great best friends-to-lovers or second chance love or a well done love triangle, and you have a fan for life.

 

Q: Do you love animals?

TL: Does an author write?

 

Q: Do you write animals into your books?
TL: Does an author write? Also, I write shifter romance, so, duh.

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Q: Red wine or white wine?

TL: Wine.

 

Q: McDonald’s or Burger King?
TL: Do they have wine?

 

Q: Favorite place to write?

TL: These questions are boring.

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Q: Um, okay, uh… Do you think of your husband when you write?

TL: Do you think of your husband when you read?

 

Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

TL: Still claiming I’m 25.

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Q: Huh. Well, that was certainly one of the most… interesting author interviews I’ve ever experienced.

TL: That’s it? That’s all you’ve got?

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Tami Lund writes, drinks wine, and is occasionally featured in author interviews. Her weird sense of humor often comes out in her books, and definitely can be enjoyed over in her Facebook group, Come Wine with Tami.